Tag: Philip T. Meese

Philip Tosh Meese. The name is an anagram of “I, Mephistopheles.” Poor Thomas Carver & Adelaide Grayson.

  • Astaroth’s Wager, Part XVI

    Back to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XV.

    Adelaide and Hank were still sleeping soundly when Thomas got up the next morning. He admired and envied the peace of their slumber and saw no need to wake them as he slipped out of the bedroom. Florence was already stirring in the kitchen, however, and she offered to make him breakfast. The stove wasn’t lighting properly again. He said, “I thought they were supposed to come by with a new stove yesterday.”

    “They did, but it was working fine yesterday morning, so I just sent them away while Adelaide was taking a bath with Hank,” Florence explained.

    Thomas groaned. It had taken them two weeks to order the new stove, and he was deeply annoyed at the possibility of another two weeks before they could schedule a new delivery. “Please don’t send them away next time. This stove hasn’t worked in a while.” He fetched his gold lighter from his coat pocket and used it to light the stove, and after it was lit, he set the lighter down on the kitchen table.

    He sat down to drink his coffee and caught the time. He wasn’t quite sure how, but it was twenty minutes later than he’d thought it was. He dashed out the door without breakfast and hurried in to work.

    When he got to his office, Bernadette was missing. For some reason, she hadn’t shown up or called in to tell him where she was, and he went about his morning handling everything she normally did, such as answering his calls and filling out forms, in addition to writing a report about the missing $1,000 in accounting.

    Thomas went into the accounting office to follow up on his investigative work from the night before, and he was met with a number of cold dismissals from everyone there. He found it extraordinarily odd that none of them wanted to make so much as eye contact with him. After a couple of minutes of trying in vain to get information out of them, he headed back to his own office.

    He ran into Mr. Meese in the hall. “Tom—I was just looking for you. I need to see you in my office. Say—do you have a light? I can’t seem to find mine.”

    Thomas reached into his coat pocket for his lighter, but he remembered that he’d left it on the kitchen table. He apologized—“My sister borrowed it this morning”—and followed Mr. Meese into his office.

    Mr. Finch, the head of the studio, was waiting in Mr. Meese’s office along with a sheepish Bernadette.

    “Have a seat, Tom,” Mr. Meese said.

    “What’s this about?” Thomas asked. He was worried. He didn’t understand what was going on.

    Mr. Finch said, “Bernadette here came forward with what happened. We told her she didn’t have to, but she felt it was only right that you had a chance to face the person who produced the evidence against you.”

    “What evidence?” Thomas asked.

    “The check you stole. She found it underneath your clock this morning,” Mr. Finch said. “Now, I hardly want to make this a police matter—”

    “I didn’t steal anything!” Thomas cried.

    “Tom, I didn’t say anything about the lighter before—” Mr. Meese said.

    “What?”

    “You stole that lighter out of my office. It’s ok—you can keep it, but I’m afraid—”

    “I haven’t taken anything! You gave me that lighter, back in San Francisco—remember?” Thomas pled.

    Mr. Finch said, “Son, you can’t keep your job. Now, we need you to pack up your office and leave by one o’clock. If you’re not out of here, we’ll have to call the police.”

    “This has got to be some kind of misunderstanding. I didn’t steal anything. You’ve got to believe me. Mr. Meese, please—you know I didn’t take anything from you,” Thomas said.

    “Tom, I hope you can learn to be a better man after this,” Mr. Meese said.

    “Bernadette—where did you find it exactly? Maybe it was someone else,” Thomas insisted.

    “It’s a good thing your father’s not here to see this. He’d’ve been disappointed in you, son,” Mr. Meese said.

    There was no further discussion. Thomas was shown to the door, and while a couple of Mr. Meese’s burlier male assistants watched, Thomas packed up his office and left the studio offices.

    Santa Monica, courtesy of lapl.org
    This would have been considered a vintage photo of Santa Monica back in 1937, as it was taken at the turn of the century.

    He couldn’t go home, though. Everything had just started to improve for them again, particularly with Florence’s miraculous recovery. Thomas was sure he wouldn’t be able to get another job in the pictures, because he knew he couldn’t get Mr. Meese to write him a letter of reference. They’d have to sell their house and move to an apartment, and Thomas would have to take whatever job was available to them again. He was only 24, and he felt ruined. He didn’t understand why, either. He couldn’t figure out what had happened. The greater part of him was outraged at the thought of being accused of stealing, even though he hadn’t done so much as steal a paperclip from the office, and he wanted to run through the studio offices, screaming and punching everyone who didn’t believe him. He fantasized about it, but he didn’t do it. He just drove to Santa Monica and stared at the ocean from the pier until it was the time he typically headed home.

    The traffic home was difficult. Despite staring at the ocean all afternoon, Thomas had no idea how to explain to Adelaide what had happened. The afternoon was extremely hot, and the air felt hotter when he drove into his neighborhood. There was a stinging, unpleasant smell in the air that was characteristic of a fire, and because he didn’t believe that his day could get any worse, it didn’t occur to him that it could be his own house.

    At least, not until he pulled onto his street.

    Everything was gone. Everything. Everyone was gone, too. Adelaide and Hank and Florence. They were all gone. They were dead. They had all died in the fire that had destroyed everything that Thomas Carver had counted as his own in the whole world.

    The conclusion is coming next week! Really! Dominus tecum.

    On to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XVII.

  • Astaroth’s Wager, Part XV

    Back to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XIV.

    “Astaroth, tomorrow’s the first. You have five days to wrap this up,” Svipul cautioned. “What do you have planned?”

    “Oh, I guess it’s time. I can’t wait to be myself in public again, I tell you.” Astaroth called to her favorite Neku, “Caius! Florence is waiting for you to finish her off!”

    “Am I to possess her as planned, madam?” Caius asked.

    “Possess her and then go through with the elimination as discussed. I won’t begrudge you if the damage extends to the rest of the neighborhood. Use your imagination,” Astaroth said.

    Popular Mechanics, December 1937. From Wikimedia.
    A completely modern kitchen in 1937.

    *          *          *

    Adelaide Carver awoke on the morning of the first of June to the sound of activity in the kitchen, and she hoped that the disturbances wouldn’t wake up the baby. She fell compelled to sink back into bed, for the only one who could be responsible for noises was Florence, and she knew that Florence’s presence in the kitchen was, in all probability, a bad thing.

    “Good morning, Addie. I was just about to make myself some eggs and coffee. Would you like some?” Florence asked.

    Adelaide stared at Florence without issuing any assent, dissent or comment.

    “What about some oats then? I thought I saw some in the cupboard,” Florence asked.

    Adelaide still couldn’t find any words in her extreme fatigue to express her confusion and surprise.

    “Well. I’ll just make you some eggs then. Hope you like them scrambled, because that’s how I like mine. I’ll get you some toast, too,” Florence said.

    Adelaide discovered a few words in her haze. “How are you feeling?”

    “I think I just needed some sleep. That kind doctor came by yesterday, and I had the best sleep I think I’ve had in at least a year. Maybe even two. I don’t know what kind of miracle drug it was he gave me, but you should see asking the doctor for a prescription if you think you need a rest, too,” Florence said.

    “Good. I might have to ask him later on today,” Adelaide said.

    Florence served Adelaide a cup of coffee with lots of cream and sugar. “Here you go, sweetheart. It’s about time I served you, after all you’ve done for me these last six months.”

    Adelaide recovered her silence and awe at Florence’s complete shift in behavior.

    “I can’t imagine what you must think of me. I’m embarrassed about everything that’s happened lately. I’ve been a nightmare. I hope you never know what it’s like to lose your entire family, because it really is one’s worst nightmare come true. Now that you’re a mother, I think you can relate even more. I did go insane, but I couldn’t help but act out some of the horror I’d come to know. But I got up about an hour ago from that sleep, and I realized something,” Florence said.

    “What was that?”

    “I realized that I still have you and Tom and Hank. And you’ve been far kinder to me that I deserve. I’m sure I would’ve put me into a hospital by this point. I’m lucky that my little brother never gave up on me. And I’m lucky that you put up with him putting up with me,” Florence said.

    Thomas wandered sleepily into the kitchen. “I heard voices. What’s wrong with her today, Addie?”

    “Mornin’, Tom. Do you want some eggs?” Florence asked.

    *          *          *

    Thomas took the opportunity to take a brief inventory of his office supplies for his stationery order while he was on the phone with Adelaide. His desk clock displayed 1:47, and he was due in Mr. Meese’s office at 2 on the dot to accompany him on a tour of the set for the newest musical. He figured he had just enough time to deliver the order to Bernadette, his secretary, before he had to be in Mr. Meese’s office. “So the doctor said she’s recovered?”

    Adelaide said, “He checked her over completely and said that she’s perfectly normal. Whatever it was that was making her sick seems to be over. He gave her some more of those pills to help her sleep, though, just in case she gets worse again.”

    He sat back in his chair. “That’s incredible. I’ll have to find out more when I get home tonight. Pick up some steaks at the butcher, will you? It’d be nice to have a proper dinner with you and my sister later.”

    “That sounds like a great idea. I’ll cook ‘em up the way you like ‘em,” Adelaide answered.

    “Ok, dear. I’ll be home no later than six. Love you!”

    Thomas put his coat back on, delivered his order to Bernadette and had a chat with her about everything on his schedule for the rest of the week, and made his way over to Mr. Meese’s office.

    Mr. Meese was on the phone when Thomas appeared in his doorway, and Mr. Meese beckoned for him to come in and take a seat.

    Mr. Meese said, “We’ll get to the bottom of this before the end of the day tomorrow. I don’t want to make this a police matter until we know who’s responsible….Yes….Of course….Thank you.” He looked up at Thomas and said, “Change of plans, Tom. We’ve got a crisis on our hands.”

    “What’s the problem?” Thomas asked.

    “It’s an accounting mix-up, but since it’s related to this latest picture, they’ve put me on it, which means I’m putting you on it. Someone walked off with a check for $1,000. Needless to say, the studio doesn’t want the police involved unless it’s absolutely necessary. Find out where it went, Tom. I’ll make the tour of the set with McAlpin. That’ll be all,” Mr. Meese said, and he got back on his phone.

    Thomas walked past his office on his way to the accounting office, and he said to Bernadette, “Call my wife and tell her that something’s come up and that I probably won’t be home as early as I’d hoped.”

    *          *          *

    Thomas replayed his investigative conclusions during his drive home. The clerk entered in the wrong amounts to the wrong payees and tripled the error when he recorded it incorrectly in the ledger. The mystery was solved.

    He was exhausted when he got home at ten that night. There was a note on the kitchen table.

    Your steak’s in the refrigerator. Sorry I couldn’t stay up to greet you when you got home. You can wake me up and tell me about your day when you get home. We still need to talk about our anniversary next week. Love, A.

    He couldn’t bear to wake her. He knew how little sleep she’d had lately. He curled up next to Adelaide and held her, falling asleep next to her for the very last time.

    Dominus tecum.

    On to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XVI.

  • Astaroth’s Wager, Part XIII

    Back to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XII.

    It was just past two in the morning on December 25, 1936, when Caius returned to his master. Astaroth was sitting before a roaring fire in the drawing room of a mansion in Beverly Hills. Caius inhabited the body of a rat and leapt onto her shoulder. “I have returned, madam.”

    Constance Bennett's Home in Beverly Hills, California
    A contemporary postcard of Constance Bennett’s home, one of the Meeses’ neighbors. The architectural style employed at the Meese home was very similar.

    “Caius! I’ll bet you’ve succeeded!” Astaroth squealed. “And on Christmas! That’s a fine touch. The primate investigators will probably think it’s an accident. Here—let me call Svipul here. She’s been possessing the body of a primate. You can take over for her for the meantime.”

    “You look different, madam. Have you been possessing the body of a primate as well?”

    “Never in an angelic age, no. I’ve become so accustomed to looking like this horrible little man that I completely forgot that I’m among friends,” Astaroth said. Over the previous five months, she had been pretending that she was Mr. Philip T. Meese—an older gentleman of average height with gray hair combed in such a fashion so as to cover his baldness, blue eyes, a bulbous nose, three chins and a considerable paunch. She marched over to the nearest mirror and without any visible transformation, blonde bombshell Astaroth was the reflection that the mirror reported back to her. “That’s better. I’m wondering when women will have any sort of power and independence again in this world. I hope it’s soon. I hate having to look like bald, fat men to be taken seriously by primates. The late Mr. Meese was the least repulsive motion picture studio executive for me to destroy so that I could steal his identity and station.”

    Svipul had had to adjust, too. As soon as she saw Caius as the rat, she departed the body of the gray-haired, garishly-dressed Mrs. Ada Meese, and her body crumpled to the floor like a marionette with its strings cut. Svipul immediately took her usual form—a far more severe-looking but less attractive blonde than Astaroth—and said, “Oh fantastic—Caius, take over for me. I’m sick of that woman. Humans are just so bruisable. I can’t stand it anymore. I don’t know how you are able to cope with them.”

    The rat ran out of the room and towards the kitchen when Caius departed its body, and within a fraction of a moment, Mrs. Meese was upright. “She smells better than most humans. Thank you, madam.”

    “Tell me—are all the Warrens dead, except Florence?” Astaroth said.

    “It is so, madam.”

    “And how did it go?”

    “I started with the children, as was your suggestion, madam, and I inhabited the body of a stray cat. I taught the elder child how to write my name using various dead languages, and I taught him some very small spells to hurt his younger sister and parents. As his punishments got worse, his anger grew, and when he discovered that Santa Claus only left him a lump of coal for Christmas, I convinced him to start a fire to destroy his family. I made sure he was trapped in the bedroom and possessed Florence only long enough to escape with very serious burns. She’s in the hospital now. The police should be by to inform Thomas Carver of what happened to his sister later today. I heard the officers in Kansas City discuss contacting the local police here in Los Angeles to make the notification. Their expectation is that her brother will take Florence in and look after her,” Caius explained.

    “And her mental state?”

    “Florence knows her son started the fire. She’d been trying to stop him from burning down the house all week long. Given the strain from such a personal tragedy, his magically-enforced systematic torture of them all and their many financial woes, she’s quite mad, madam,” Caius stated.

    “Impressive,” Svipul remarked.

    “Thank you, Chancellor Svipul.”

    “If I’m perfectly honest, I have to admit that I’m envious of all the fun you had. Now that the hook is baited, we wait. And I’ll have you know that there’s a new title in this for you, too, Caius. There’s no reason for you to remain a mere Devil any longer,” Astaroth said.

    “Might I inquire after your mark, madam?” he asked.

    Astaroth explained, “Oh, the newlywed Carvers are ever so deeply boring: so in love, can’t believe their luck, expecting a child in May, blahblahBLAHBLAH. But not for long! Merry Christmas, Thomas Carver. I hope he truly enjoys it, as it’ll be his last.”

    Dominus tecum.

    On to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XIV.

  • Astaroth’s Wager, Part XII

    Back to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XI.

    Adelaide found it difficult not to be taken with Thomas’s enthusiasm. She returned his smile and asked, “What happened?”

    “Yesterday was a pretty normal day at work, when into the elevator walks this man—kinda older, wearing a really nice suit and hat, going to the ninth floor. Something about him felt kinda familiar from the start. Anyway—we start going upstairs when this man just starts staring at me. So I ask him about his day, and he answers politely but doesn’t really mention much, until out of the blue he asks me, ‘Are you Henry Carver’s son? The Henry Carver from Independence, Missouri?’

    “This man introduces himself as Philip Meese, and he starts asking after my parents. I told him that Pop passed away last January and was followed by Mom the following April. Then this Mr. Meese tells me how it’s a shame that he’s gone because my father was a great man who helped him out once. Apparently this Mr. Meese was travelling through Kansas City in ‘02 and got taken for all his money by a dishonest man, and my father spotted him a dollar to get a hot meal and a part of a train ticket to Chicago, where, incidentally, he made his first fortune.

    “So Mr. Meese gets off on the ninth floor, and he’s up there for about twenty minutes before he gets back in my elevator to go back downstairs. He goes on to tell me that he always wanted to repay the favor to Pop, but he never got back to Kansas City to look him up. Then he asks if I’d be willing to let him take me out for dinner that evening to discuss a business proposition with me.

    “This Mr. Meese takes me to John’s Grill for dinner and buys me a steak with all the trimmings. He tells me all about how he’s involved in the pictures these days as a producer. Even though everyone else has fallen on hard times, he’s making lots of money in Hollywood. Then he tells me that he’s been looking for a hard-working young man like me to work with him and learn the business of being a producer, and he offers me a job working in his offices with him the week after next if I can convince my bride-to-be to elope with me and move down to Los Angeles.

    “I’ll be making at least four times what I make here, Addie. We can get our own house and everything,” Thomas said. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a cigarette lighter. “Look—this is what Mr. Meese gave me. He said it was his way of investing in me, like collateral. It’s gold. You can bite it yourself if you don’t believe me.”

    Adelaide took the lighter. There were small indentations in the corner where Thomas had bitten it to test the gold’s authenticity. Along the bottom, there was a geometric arrangement of triangles engraved into the gold, and it looked like this:

    strth

    “So whaddya say?”

    Adelaide felt a touch of hesitation. She remembered the dream she’d had the previous morning in which they’d eloped. She couldn’t remember how it had ended, but she felt like the ending was important when compared with the other dreams she’d had that same night. Of all the dreams she’d had, it was the most positive of them all, and it didn’t occur her to that she ought to find the precognitive nature of the dream in itself a reason for hesitation. In fact, it made the circumstances feel right, and she put aside her momentary misgivings.

    She looked into Thomas’ eyes. His enthusiasm was contagious. She knew that he didn’t want to be an elevator operator or a grocer, and that he’d discovered his opportunity to make something of himself. She knew that she’d be happy as long as she was with him. All the rest was forgivable.

    She threw her arms around him and kissed him. She said, “I’ll sneak out an hour before sunrise. Meet me here then.”

    “I’ll buy us tickets for the first train for Los Angeles tomorrow. We can get married there.”

    “I can’t wait to be Mrs. Adelaide Carver!”

    And it was so that on Tuesday, June 9, 1936, Adelaide Grayson married Thomas Carver, with Mr. & Mrs. Philip Meese serving as their witnesses. Adelaide didn’t understand why, but after they kissed before the Justice of the Peace and the Meeses, Adelaide thought about the dream she’d had in which she and Thomas had eloped. She remembered that in her dream, the witnesses they had chosen were the same two women with the swords she’d seen in the dream with Rose Nielsen.

    Dominus tecum.

    On to Astaroth’s Wager, Part XIII.

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